The Donald just can’t seem to win

LETTER

Briefly Donald Trump decided to go to Europe after winning his elections to have a cruise on his yacht. He invites the Pope. On the cruise the Pope’s cap flys off his head in the wind. Upset, the Pope wonders what to do.

Donald steps over the side and walks on water and picks it up. The press are amazed and wonder how to report in the media that Donald Trump walked on water. Media have a meeting of all the papers and media outlets.

Next day the headlines read: “Donald Trump can’t swim.”

ALAIN JORION

Briefly Donald Trump decided to go to Europe after winning his elections to have a cruise on his yacht. He invites the Pope. On the cruise the Pope’s cap flys off his head in the wind. Upset, the Pope wonders what to do.

Donald steps over the side and walks on water and picks it up. The press are amazed and wonder how to report in the media that Donald Trump walked on water. Media have a meeting of all the papers and media outlets.

Next day the headlines read: “Donald Trump can’t swim.”

ALAIN JORION

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Bob Hughes - 3 months ago
I believe many of Donald Trumps worshippers, surely would believe a media report "that Donald Trump walked on water." They swallowed equally ridiculous rubbish when they voted him to the White House. Thank you Alain.

lloyd gretton - 3 months ago
The joke above appears to have originated in apartheid era South Africa. An anti apartheid campaigner comedian kept being urged by public to make a joke about anti apartheid campaigners. Finally reluctantly he came up with this one about Bishop Tutu.

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