Can’t fix the potholes. 

Can’t fix the craters. 

Can’t give us metal. 

We can’t even drive along the road – it is like a lake! 

A concerned neighbour offered a paddock as a detour, but it’s a tad wet!  

Maybe we could have this new road sign (pictured), as cones are not applicable! Boat ramps are no help either – it is too slippery.  

So you townies, come for a new experience, come visit Totangi Rd. It is only 20 minutes out of town. 

You might have to wash your car afterwards. 

Rita Barclay 

PS: The council and its road maintenance people don’t want to visit!